Maya and Cammie's excellent adventure according to Carlie

Everyone remembers the story. The Turners were out of town and when Austin wasn’t looking Maya picked the lock on the gate and she and Cammie escaped into the great unknown. It was a terrible story with a very happy ending because as we all know Whitney, found them and rescued them and we all heaved a huge sigh of relief. But we believe with certainty that the following conversation is completely and totally accurate.

This creation goes to Carlie who wrote
this on May 29, 2007
Kudos Barkie it’s excellent.

The email was titled:
maya and cammie's conversation according to carlie

maya: look cam! the gate is open. let's go explore!
cammie: eh, i don't know about that maya. i mean, we could get in trouble plus it's probably not safe.
Maya: oh, don't be a wuss. we're free. let's go see what the world has to offer us. we'll come back soon, austin won't even know we're gone. we'll totally get away with it.
Cammie: i just don't....
Maya: Cammie! let's go now!
Cammie: alright i guess, but as long as we stay safe.
Maya: yea, yea whatever. Freedom!

after about an hour of exploring...
Maya: see cam, isn't this fun. oh water! i'm thirsty.
Cammie: yea, it's pretty fun, i gotta admit.

(then they both notice whitney's car.)

Maya: oh ****..
Cammie: i told you they would not......
Maya: act like you're happy to see her. they'll just think we wandered
off because we had no boundaries.
(in euyore's voice) Cammie: oh bother....

2 hours later, as her punishment, maya is still in her kennel..
Maya: yea so, i'm thinking maybe cammie was right....

this is what i believe to have gone on between them.
maya was SO the leader of the pack, and SO persuaded cammie.
scared us ****less, too.

Lindsey
That is seriously the funniest thing I have ever read and yes it was a TERRIBLE TERRIBLE idea.

Caitlin
Hahaha that's totally hilarious and totally how it went! That could be
a children's book minus the expletive somewhere in the middle...

Lisa
I totally agree with the convo.....Maya must be interrogated under heavy lights. I think she was headed to Washington D.C. and Cammie was just along because....it's another homeward bound story.........

Emma
haha that was some funny crap... great story and i completely see maya
being that way and poor cammie

Becky
A classic, Carlie!! That's totally how it went down!

Lindsey
Let's all take note that our waterford crystal, anything fancy, mustard spoon for Christmas Aunt Becky just used the phrase "went down".

Carrie
yeah funny phrase for Emily freakin Post to use.

Carrie
Yes thank you LORD that all came out the way it did where Lucy and Ethel I mean Maya and Cammie are concerned.. and as for Washington D.C. yes well you know that Maggie does want to be a CIA agent.... so Maya is only following in Mother Maggies foot steps....... she just got ahead of herself and secret agent Maya and reluctant secret agent Cam forgot to ask permission of Mother Maggie...yes there is a book in there somewhere......... it does need to be rated G thou....... but the @#$% word was most likely said by the secret agents I feel certain.