Tuesday, December 27, 2011

A quick review of Christmas 2011

Christmas 2011 was a huge success for us all. We enjoyed our same traditions again with Christmas Eve communion and breakfast at Grandma's. Then Santa had to come to town. OK, Santa doesn't really come to my town anymore since I put my foot down, but we still had presents and a jolly old time in spite of the fact Santa's through with us. And frankly, it's a relief.

I'm now the proud owner of a brand new iPad and I couldn't be happier about it! It's so cute and has a lime green smart cover. I'm gonna look so cool carrying it around like I'm all businessy and not exposing the truth that mostly what I'll be doing will be playing games! But whatevs, I'm a gamey kind of gal. The gifting of the iPad to me may have been the biggest gift surprise of my entire life. I had absolutely no idea. In fact, I had no idea what was going on throughout the Christmas season as evidenced by some major gift faux pas' by me! I could go into details but then why would I voluntarily make myself look like a jerk? I was completely off my game this year for sure. My apologies once again and at least there's always another Christmas to try and get it right.

All of our out of town family left yesterday, and therefore the 2011 Christmas season has officially ended. Our house is successfully de-Christmased, and I'm very relieved about it because some of us will be leaving on Wednesday morn to travel to North Carolina for basketball yet again. Duke and UNC are the destinations and we will get there or bust! I've had much to do before leaving town so a small offering of pictures is all I have time for. I will say the photo bombing was completely out of control this year since I turned my camera over to the younger generation to help document the festivities.

Enjoy the photos and after I return I'll have much to report with the rest of Christmas as well as our trip! Godspeed to all the travelers. Ohio bound as well.

All the boys except Bill. That's a great looking group of guys, and looky who's photobombing.


Another great looking group of peeps.


Two little mucnhkins joined us!


Can't open this present til May. Bombers in the background.


Excellent look there Austin. And Mollie? I need to know what's going on.


Now we have Bill, but Jared's gone and Randy's throwing the deuces.


All the beautiful girlies.


Texie Mex waiting for Santa....or food.


This is quite the bomb Carlie.


One half of the room on Christmas morn.


And the other half, but that tree's looking a little funny...


Yep, indeed it looked a little funny. In all the years we've had Christmas, this is the FIRST time ever a tree fell during our present opening. Unbefreaking.


The epic surprise of the iPad.


Two new proud and grateful owners.


Christmas is exhausting.


And ending the day with more photo bombing.


There are many more pictures to post, and I haven't even looked at Melanie's yet. But it'll have to wait cause we're North Carolina bound!

Later....

Saturday, December 24, 2011

It's already Christmas Eve again

The evening's festivities are about to get underway. First we're off to Grandma's then to get Carrie at the airport, then to communion and then back to Grandma's for breakfast. It's gonna be fun and festive and will be photo documented sometime in the future, but I can't promise when.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

My kiddos in 1997

It's a completely grown up Christmas here this year.






Christmas 1984

Found these pictures on my computer today from some I scanned last year and never posted. Have a look at the style of dress, because DUDE, we were fully ensconced in the 1980's.

Christmas opening with the Shreveport peeps. That's Suzie, Meredith and Brooke. On the floor is Melanie and Lindsey.


Brooke's demeanor here is spellbinding but I wracked my brain for a caption and I got nothing. It'll remain one of the biggest regrets of my life. Meredith's hair and the headband and the dress are all working for her. If of course we were going for a schoolmarm vibe. Then it's aces!


Little Carmen cruising.


Austin's a jolly little fellow for his first Christmas.


Lindsey's clearly conflicted about her Christmas pj's. "But I don't want this outfit documented for life!"


Maybe the only time my hair's been in a ponytail in it's entire life. John's mother made this tablecloth for me as a pre-wedding present. John and I were engaged and getting married the February after this Christmas. I'm rocking some hot looking chambray stripey looking jeans. I suspect that's Lindsey in my lap.


Suzie and Carmen hanging out.


This is a separate gathering from the first since I've dressed down considerably. Not sure who's taking the pic.


Christmas dinner back in the day when we did it all. Christmas Eve happenings, Christmas morning happenings and then Christmas dinner in the afternoon on Christmas day. I'm exhausted just thinking about it.


Another shot of the eating peeps.


And there you have 1984 documented. Short and sweet.

Friday, December 23, 2011

The day before Christmas Eve musings.

Tomorrow's Christmas Eve and as of now we've been to the store at least a dozen times in the last 24 hours. Unbefreaking. Even with many pantry checks and multiple lists made, it's never good enough. Currently there are gingerbread men cooking in the oven and many more to come. It's beginning to look a lot like we waited to long to start baking.

My den is a mess from wrapping presents and it's making me unhappy. I need a really really big closet to stuff things in. Come to think of it, I need something like that for most of my house.

I looked and looked for old Christmas photos and as with everything I do, I overshot my wad....whatever that means....and pretty much posted everything I had over the course of the past two years. I found a few that are close to awful and may or may not post them. I'll think about it. BUT, I did found the following gem.

Gotta love school programs that are designed to embarrass the crap out of you when you're 16. Yeppers it's awesome.

Tonight as my family of six gathered round the supper table, the sound of jingle bells was completly drowned out by the deafening barbs of sarcasm coming from four almost fully grown children sitting amongst their parents. It was quite the feat for me to not smack some people as a reminder that it's CHRISTMAS and we're trying to make some freaking memories here people! And then we all came together as one and sang Silent Night. OK that didn't happen because I was too busy giving four kids the stink eye simultaneously. And that's no easy feat.

At this very moment Caitlin is "hi yahing" Emma in the kitchen as she sings, "Let's hear it for the boy...." (from Footloose) and rolling out more gingerbreads, while Olivia's doing the prepping to make something called Martha Washington candies.....whatever the heck those are. And when I asked, "What are those?" She said, "It's a little taste of the Colonial." And I'm sure the recipe she's using came straight from Martha's kitchen to ours.

Meanwhile...

Addy's given up all hope of ever getting her lips on just one Christmas cookie.

I'll close for now.
Two more sleeps til Christmas.
And once again, Merry Christmas to all.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

The reason I kept my secret

As I stated the other day I successfully made it the whole year without Whitney knowing I had her name for Christmas. Unfortunately the other night I finally had to show my hand in order to give her an early present, a Christmas ornament from New Orleans, which I happen to think is adorable.


Well that was Sunday night which gave "Missy" a few days to make a list, check it twice and go to the post office. Today in my mail, I received one thing and one thing only.


She was very thorough.


I thought I'd give you a closer look for your enjoyment.


Some of the most interesting are, high heels (all designers), plot for a vegetable garden.....which is just another way to ask for real estate.....also fresh flowers weekly. Another is, perfume and in parenthesis it says "Let Carrie pick."

Another one is, "quality time with zoo animals," which, if you think about it, and if she chose the wrong zoo animal with which to spend quality time, it'd be more like, "Whitney, we'd like to have you for lunch." Instead of, "Whitney, please come for lunch." Two TOTALLY different meanings there.

But I didn't want anyone to miss the last 2 on this page.

Notice she'd like to have a pool boy and THEN the pool.

I'll certainly give her an "A" for effort

And THAT"S why I was determined to keep my secret all year long. It was the correct decision.

It's currently two days til Christmas and my home is remaining pestilence free! I'm very thankful to God for that.

Merry Christmas to all.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

It's looking like an ill free crunchy Christmas. Yay!

It's four days til Christmas and my tree's so absolutely dead it's crunchy. A crunchy Christmas tree's not a good thing, but it's the yearly fate of a tree bought the day after Thanksgiving. And so on this Sunday Christmas morn, just as in all of our previous years, my family will gather round the crunchy Christmas tree and exchange non crunchy gifts. It'll be great (said in a horrible Scottish accent). Family will scurry in town and back out as quick as a flash, seeing as how this is gonna be a super short Christmas weekend. Some of us aren't even out of school yet! Today's my last day of work until the new year and tomorrow will be Owen's last school day. One vast improvement from last year is no disease and pestilence has befallen any of my people this year, and in Jesus name it won't! Last year's still in the recent memory bank of my mind and I haven't forgotten how terribly awful it was to be achy and feverish at Christmas. But I'm also happy to report that with healthy people, as well as buying brand new icicle lights on sale last year, our home looks much less like a white trash Christmas.

I've almost finished with my shopping and gift wrapping, but the really HUGE news is I managed to make it until December 18th before Whitney found out I had her for Christmas this year. I consider it quite the feat seeing as how if she'd known, she would've wanted to meet weekly to discuss all that she would have desired from world peace (sorry but that ain't gonna happen) to a free for all at the nearest Tiffany's. So, I'm happy to report I got her some really cheap stuff without the headache of her knowing, and I didn't have to endure thousands of hours of updates and suggestions. Well done me.

The largest blow up Santa in the history of the world has come to live in our city again this year. We tried to get a nighttime picture of it the other evening but it was too dark. I'll have to attempt another before he goes back to his super large warehouse til next year. It's really ginourmous and has to be seen to be believed and I'm not lying when I say he's bigger than the house it stands beside.

Last week a group of us went to a local movie theater to see a live version of The New York City Ballet Company's, The Nutcracker. It was delightful, although a live version in New York City during the Christmas season would be grand. I'll be putting that on my wish list for the future.

And now I have to pause to interject a story about what just happened. As I was typing, which I'm terrible at by the way, I went back to proofread the sentence I wrote about The Nutcracker and saw that I'd instead typed butcracker! After 5 minutes of uncontrollable laughter, I'll now continue with my current events. We're in full movie mode here at my house and so far we've watched many a cheesy Hallmark movie. The sappier the better. Not sure we'll have time for puzzles this year since some of us will be making the road trip back to North Carolina for basketball. Lordy what was I thinking when I agreed to this? There will be much photo documented fun for sure, so stay tuned.

And with one last rainy day in GAP, I'll be calling it a year. I don't think it'd be appropriate for me to post pictures of any of my GAP kids, but there are multi adorable children for sure. Needless to say with the onset of bad weather we've been spending lots of "quality time" together watching movies and playing Bey Blade with some of the older boys. Bey Blade is a toy I'd have if Santa still came to my house. It's basically a new spin with an oldie but a goodie. Remember the old spinning tops we played with as wee babes? Well, this is a newer, smaller faster version of the same thing. It's fun fun fun and gets the boys in trouble now and then. The other day I was sitting in a kiddie chair in the hall overseeing Bey Blade when in one swift motion one of the boys started the spinner and it came right at me. I feigned disgust (but was highly amused) as they stared with mouths wide open and watched as it all happened. The spinner bounced off my shoe as they searched for holes in which to jump. Finally as the spinner came to rest amongst the three of us, my 52 year old self beat out two faster than me boys to grab it first! They were stunned and amazed and I was quite pleased. I may be old but they are slow.

If I have some time I may try to scan some old Christmas photos, but it's a whole big problem of our desktop computer being almost full and scanning creates many messages telling me the memory's almost full which causes me to lose my always calm and collected self and start yelling at the inanimate object. Makes me warm and Christmas fuzzy inside.

And so......I'm out for now.

Merry Christmas to all big and small.

Friday, December 16, 2011

What's been going on

It's only been 3 weeks since Thanksgiving but it seems longer than that to me. The hustle and bustle of the holidays is well under way and I can't believe I've already been working at my job for 4 months. I still have lots of photos I've yet to post, but during the day I find many ways to waste time rather than work on my blog. For now, I'll do a quick update to inform all of the goings on around my house.

Last time I left off, Caitlin was jetting off to Boca Raton Florida for the final football game of the ULM season. It was her first time ever to fly and just as I expected, she was hooked! She had a wonderful time, and ULM ended their less than stellar season with a win! YAY!! But that's not the real story. The real story is now one of my new favorites. Because Caitlin was asked to join the trip at the last minute, she hadn't been assigned a seat in advance. So when she got on the plane, the seat she'd been assigned a few minutes earlier was already taken. Well, as she stood in the aisle awaiting further instruction, the head coach of the football team invited her to sit alongside him for the ride to Florida! So, for her very first plane ride ever she rode on a big private plane sitting next to the head coach! She said chit chatting was a bit stressful, but she took the travel time to give him lots of game notes to add to his plan, and I'm SURE that's why they won in such spectacular fashion! And now, the two of them are best buds. OK, that part's not really true but I have to say I've snickered many times thinking about Caitlin B chatting it up with the football coach. My dad would have gotten the biggest kick out that.

Last week my two college girls were in the middle of taking finals, while at the same time John was in the middle of giving his. It's always an extremely stressful week for me. Between the girls trying to cover all studying bases and John's stories of his students and who's on the cusp of passing and failing......I can barley take it! But by the end of the week I'm happy to report the girls' attempts at test taking were all successful and except for one pathetic bugger in John's class......all people passed. And that's all I have to say about that.

On the high school front....some yahoo at some level in the school system had the brilliant idea that the public school finals would begin next week and continue until the day before Christmas Eve! It's THE dumbest thing ever. I'm certain the person who made this decision wasn't a mom and didn't check with one single person. So, Owen will begin his semester finals on Monday of next week. I can't even think about it without being annoyed. On a lighter note, this year the Neville football team made it to the finals in their division and the game was to be played in New Orleans last weekend. After much discussion and planning, which I do ad nauseum at almost everything, John, Emma, Olivia, Owen and myself decided to make the trip to the dome....the Superdome that is. So off we went Friday afternoon.

As we were coming into New Orleans, there was a lovely sunset on Lake Pontchartrain.




Everything went smoothly as we made our way to our hotel and then arrived at the Superdome!




Then we found our seats with plenty of time to spare.


We finally gave up on this photo after John's 10 attempts, even though Olivia isn't visible.


The girlies.


It was the first time any of us had been to the Superdome. It was pretty impressive even though John, Olivia and Owen, who've all been to Cowboy's stadium, said the video screens were less than impressive.


Waiting for the game to start.


The game got underway and I decided to take a few pics....until Emma freaked me out about using flash photography and possibly getting in trouble, so I put the camera down.


After a few more.


Emma, who contemplated taking a book to read during the game, looks happy and content with her circumstances. She was not.


After the game, Neville won with an undefeated season, we took the opportunity to take a couple of outside pics.


To show proof positive we'd been there.


Then we drove down Magazine Street looking for a place to eat and found The Pita Pit. Yum. I've never been to New Orleans at Christmastime and it was quite lovely. I'm already wishing I'd taken more photos than I did.


The absolute best thing about NOLA is the architecture. I could take hundreds of pictures of everything.


After we returned to our hotel, we changed and were going to take a walk to Bourbon Street. Now every time our family stays at this hotel, we have elevator adventures. On this trip, there were multi ones. As we walked towards the elevator to go do our walkabout, some people were getting on and I slowed down so as to miss the awkward, we want to smush in with you but we know it won't work moment. Well, Emma looked at me like, "What are you doing" Which prompted Olivia to say.....within earshot of the elevator peeps, "Mom doesn't want to ride down with those people." OMG! Olivia, who didn't know the door was still open, proceeded to bust out laughing. They heard it. I know they did. So, after we rode some extra floors to avoid the piercing glare of the people I shunned, we walked to Bourbon Street which is ALWAYS an experience. If you're looking for weird and wacky, you'll never be disappointed with Bourbon. There were so many people. SOME of our peeps (not me or John) were party poopers and wanted to cut our walk short. John and I could have stayed and "people watched" for a long time, but the grown ups were herded back to the hotel by the younger, hipper generation. Total bummer. Which brings us to the next elevator story. This time we were fortunate to get an empty elevator for our ride to the 18th floor, but JUST as the doors were about to close, a woman got in, went to the back of the elevator, grabbed the rail, closed her eyes and held on for dear life as if she'd just strapped into the scariest roller coaster ever....pretty sure it was for her. And of course her destination was the 18th floor! OMG! Bourbon had clearly gotten the best of her.....and I'm not talking bout the street. All I could think was, "woman if you start vomiting in this elevator it'll soon be painted with yours as well as at least 4 other people's." Well, I'm relieved to report she held onto hers which allowed us to hold onto ours and as we parted ways, I couldn't help but think she was gonna be hugging some porcelain the rest of the night. Dr Pepper has NEVER done that to me.

The next day we got up and out to make the most of our day. We started with a little place called Antoine's Annex. We found this place last time we were there and loved it. It's small and quaint and perfect.


Emma took this photo behind Jackson Square where she also found William Faulkner's home that's now a bookstore.


If you know Emma, you know she loves books and she could've stayed in this place for most of the day. The owner was very nice and let her take some photos. Love this one.


And this one.


Just outside the bookstore the four of us waited for her in the alley, and we looked up and saw that someone had a bubble machine on the third floor of this house. As we stood and watched, the bubbles gently floated down the alley towards us. It was an enchanting moment and made me think if Whitney had been there, she'd have been undone by the loveliness of it. I can't explain it, but I know I'll never forget it for the rest of my life.




Love the alley. Love the lamppost. Love it all. The bubbles floated the whole way down to us.






Olivia unawares on this chilly day. I've never been to a chilly New Orleans but it was this time!


I love a good lamppost next to a lovely balcony.


I've taken many photos of this one door. I love it.


Love.


After lots of walking and a little Christmas shopping, we went to eat at Mother's. And although it's somewhat like herding cattle into a feed trough, the food was good. John thoroughly enjoyed his Cajun food platter. I ate ham. I'm not adventurous when it comes to food. And besides, they have the world's best!


After we ate we left New Orleans on our way to Baton Rouge to do a drive through of the LSU campus and a drive by of the stadium. In case you're wondering, I didn't hire a plane and take this. I just felt it necessary to include a photo of tiger stadium as well as a disclaimer to the photographer in case he or she happens by my blog and sees this "borrowed" pic. If so, I'm not taking credit for your photo!


We arrived home Saturday night exhausted but pleased with our 36 hour jaunt.

Oh, I forgot our very last elevator story! So as we were preparing to leave the hotel and our very last elevator ride, the five of us, all loaded down with our belongings, stepped onto the elevator. I said to everyone, "Let's spread out and take up all the room so no one gets in with us." These elevators were tiny and I'm just saying it's weird being smushed up with strangers so close they can touch your pillow. Well of course the elevator stopped on the 16th floor and an elderly couple was standing there and this crotchity old man looked at all of us and proceeded to cram his way in leaving no room for his wife, who then said, "I'll get the next one." Ummm ya think? Since there's only room to wedge in a very skinny toothpick? And so the rest of the ride down was everything I'd tried to avoid, touching was unavoidable and just plain awkward. I was at the very back, and Emma had long ago pressed the 6th floor button instead of the 5th floor where our car was, so when the doors opened on the 6th floor, the old man took himself and all his stuff out and turned and waited for us to get off and said huffily, "Is anyone getting off here?" We all hung our heads in shame as we had to admit Emma chose a floor unwisely, and with disdain for us all, he reentered his tiny portion of space and the 6 of us rode in painful deafening silence to the 5th floor. And during that long one floor ride I was in uncontrollable, convulsing, silent laughter, which of course is the MOST painful laughter of all the known laughters. You know the kind. Your face gets all red as you force yourself to hold in the huge sound of the laugh that's just at the edge of your mouth causing you to be unable to catch a breath feeling like you might suffocate from the whole experience. It's the laughter reserved for quiet moments or religious ceremonies, when laughing out loud would make you look like an insensitive idiot. I've experienced it many times. Dale has as well. We were at A FUNERAL one time and as I was entering the pew he tripped me ON PURPOSE, and as the buckle of my purse clanked against the wood of the seat in front of me, all eyes turned to glare at ME. He's shameless. I remember quite well that day his punishment was painful silent laughter.

And there you have it. My report of the last few weeks of life here in our household. And since the last few days haven't yielded any important information that I feel should be imparted here, I shall end this post, hoping my afternoon at work will be filled with silent children......which of course is completely implausible.

The end for now.