It was a sushi related incident.

Email from 11-8-07
Originated by Whitney

Whitney
I AM MAD AT CAITLIN.
AND I AM NOT TALKING TO HER.
HOW IS EVERYONE ELSE (NOT INCLUDING CAITLIN) THIS
FINE EVENING?

Carlie
whoa. what happened?

Olivia
It was a sushi related incident.

Judy
Sushi is raw fish. I do not like raw fish. And I will be FOREVER GRATEFUL to Caitlin, who, when everyone else was telling me that anchovies are NOT COOKED, told me that they were not raw because they had been preserved with salt, thereby PROVING that I have never eaten raw fish. So whatever Whitney is angry with Caitlin about regarding sushi, she should get over it, because my positive anchovy-related incident balances it out.
Signed,
Judy

Carrie
dundundundahhhhhhhhhh there's trouble right here in river city....

Carlie
i want to know what happened with whit and caitlin.

Carrie
well if it was a sushi incident.... did she go without her????????????? oooorrrrr ooooorrrrrrrr did Caitlin make a "Billie June" statement at the sushi bar?????????????

Carrie
you know we won't find out til tomorrow's episode cause both Granny's are in bed!!!!!!!!

Lisa
Caitlin ordered takeout sushi or as I call it slopshi at 7:30 tonight.
They told her it would be 1 hour before it was ready which in itself
is completely ridiculous......so I drove her to get her slop and we
waited for another 15 or so minutes which means they forgot her order
and had to make it after they said it would be 1 hour....so we got
home at 9:00. The slop food took 1 1/2 hours to get. SSSOOOO not
worth it at all. When we arrived home Whitney was all puffed up
because Caitlin ate sushi without checking with her first.
Hence the anger aimed at Caitlin.........

Whitney
Well, thats not exactly how it went.
I have been wanting sushi FOR WEEKS.
It is absolutely delicious and I have been turned down
by everyone because no one wanted it.
So, tonight, I am like Mollie, Jared, I want sushi.
Wanna Go? Turned down.
Devastated and disappointed I ate a sonic hot dog.
(Car they were so good the other day...I think I've
had my fix for a while now.)
I go to Aunt Lisa's to see the new beds.
AND.
CAITLIN WALKED IN WITH MY FAVORITE 2 SUSHI ROLLS.
I WAS DEVASTATED.
No invitation. No remorse for the selfish behavior.
After I sent an email to all my support group,
I left the house and came home.
I'm waking up with a heart of sorrow and have tear
stains on my cheeks.
BUT. Alas, I declare it will be a beautiful day and I
will be renewed in spirit and in strength.
Thank you for your prayers.
Much Love to All. (Just a curt nod to Caitlin.)
Whitney

Carrie
a curt nod?????? oh girl.....

Lindsey
Wow. That was so funny. It was like a soap opera because I just scrolled down to read the story line pan out. Hilarious.

Lisa
wow that was one of the biggest loads of crap I have read in a long
time......but kudos on the drama

Caitlin
Listen I would like it noted that in her story...
she asked Mollie and Jared if they wanted
sushi, Not me. Therefore proving, that you
were intending to do the exact same thing
to me! So if anything we're on the same
playing field my friend.
Plus..... You didn't ask me last night if you
had I would've responded by saying, "Yes,
Whitney!I would love to dine on sushi with
you this fine evening." But you did not ask
me. The last time you mentioned sushi to me you
said that you wanted it, but you did not have the
money to eat it. I was not steadily alerted the
past four weeks. Rather, I was alerted once, at
the beginning of these four weeks. So maybe if
you had been more persistent and reminded me
of your longing this crisis could have been averted.
In conclusion..... It's your own fault.

Emma
bravo!

Judy
I'm sayin! Bravo! Bravo!
VERY good answer, Caitlin.
I'm convinced.
Sorry, Whit.

Carrie
Yeah Whitty....nnnooootttt a leg to stand on my dear......had your siblings taken you up on the invite....you would have run into or would have stepped into what I stepped into tonight at the halfprice book store tonight....
****...NO I AM NOT CUSSING....... yes......I kid you not.....in the literature section......just gagged AGAIN....THIS IS NOT A JOKE..........JUST SOMETHINGS YOU DON'T EXPECT TO DO IN A BOOKSTORE...........

Lisa
Public defecation is just bad manners.......

Caitlin
Did someone really defecate in a book store?

Whitney
surely it was a pooch....
Mrs. Judy,
Im so sorry Baily is pregnant.
or
Congratulations! Baily is pregnant.
Which ever one you choose.

Carlie
i think she's sorry. i would think. maybe not.
oh my

Lisa
geez pregnant dog.....lordy lordy

Caitlin
A pregnant animal when you're not expecting it is mostly a bad thing.

Judy
A pregnant anything when you're not expecting it......yes, sad is mostly the order of the day.
HOW it happened, the question only Jared has been brave enough to even attempt to approach is that Bailey ate her diaper off. End of story.
Oh, well, at least we will have grand-dogs.

Carrie
no animals are allowed in this place...its NOT Neiman Marcus

Whitney
Carrie,
I don't know how you maintained control.
That is RIDICULOUS of that store and I probably would
have lost my stomach right there in the store.
OMG.
I nearly gag just thinking about it.
What are you doing with those shoes?

Whitney
And Carrie,
I know that was a traumatic experience...
but for future reference:
change the subject title of the email to something
letting us know what to expect.
Because I was not expecting that.
And feel free to add a dramatic flair...that's fun.

Carrie
ok well I thought that the subject matter was enough dramatic flair..... yes I know it came out of left field... but BY NOT warning you all...... that you could feel a tiny bit of my surprise as well......sorry for the surprise "word" but ya know sometimes you gotta call it what it ACTUALLY IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I told the guy that I couldn't talk about it anymore as I was gagging.... he said oh just don't think about it.....easier said than done.....

Emma
yes and since you were so surprised by stepping in the human "you know
what" we should also be surprised that you were telling us.

Caitlin
I have also stepped in human "you know what" while barefooted.
It was traumatic for sure.

Judy
That is so much worse than stepping in doggy poo barefoot. It really is.

Carrie
yes it is.....

Caitlin
I think so as well.