Another email....many females

People's Random Thoughts
Originated by Lisa
Began November 11, 2007
ended on 11-13-2007

Lisa
Random thoughts:
1. I don't even care about the human feces thing anymore I am just sick of seeing picture of the year in the subject line.
2. Jesus is wonderful and God is good amen?
3. When Whitney passed our table today at church she said, "Hey kids." She is weird.
4. A lady came up to me today after lunch and said, "Is the little boy in the blue shirt yours?" I said yes. She said, "Well he is just the sweetest thing."........little tear........
5. I have coughed my brains out for days and am sick sick sick of it.
6. Melanie said her boys at her table were bad today and I said well I can't really say much about that because I feel certain if I had been at their table I would have behaved the exact same way.....at which point everyone in the car agreed with my assessment. Which tells me I have a rep and it does not seem to be a good one. Billie June proceeded to say she could never sit Dale and me beside each other in the Catholic church....... I"M CERTAIN that was all Dale and I literally had a halo over my adorable little head.
7. I got Owen to ask (the name has been deleted for protection) today where they go to church now and he told him *********. I told Owen they are weird don't go over to their house and be weird and he said Mom remember what the lady said about me at church. I said OK but THEY ARE WEIRD!! Just so he is aware or at some point maybe unsure that they are weird I feel it's my duty to re-remind him that they are weird.
8. If yal get weird and need me to tell you just know that I will.
9. Just to clarify Whitney's weird is not the same weird as the ********* weird. Hers is somehow a tolerable sort of weird. But theirs? Um no. And well all of you know without saying anything else what that weird is.....so pray for my son to get other friends or agree with me that their weird WILL NEVER jump on him.
10. The dance was beautiful.
11. I love the new remember song.
12. Lindsey told a story about a girl in a classroom that is a new favorite funny story so Lin you tell it to them so you get the credit for adding it to our little circle and then tell Carla that I find it hilarious.
13. I like to collect random funny stories and then pull them out sometimes and just laugh all over again
14. I DO NOT like sweet potato goo casseroly looking stuff
16. Sarah Grace had an oh crap look on her face today when I asked her if she saved me a piece of her birthday cake....too funny That would seem to be enough random thoughts for now.......later

Judy
1. Yes. I am tired of seeing picture of the year in the subject line, too, especially since we've moved from praying dogs to human poo. I'm just grateful we saw only a picture of the praying dog and not a picture of the other.
2. Owen is sweet. He also has his own brand of weird, which I can safely say because I love him and I am his personal interpreter.
3. WOW I am so SURPRISED the ******* are attending Pine Grove Annex.
4. The dance was beautiful and people informed me that I did not look too white, after all. Marie is awesome and I love her choreography because I can learn it.
5. The new remember song is about 10 years old. I like it a lot and sing it all the time.
6. Megan has decided to be a grown up and is making the grown-up decision to either move into the dorm at Tech or move home and attend ULM for another year, depending on finances.
7. For those of you who have not yet graduated high school, Megan is VERY VERY SORRY she did not take Spanish II because it disqualified her from TOPS.
8. I've seen Dale in action in church pews - at a funeral. I believe Lisa. Mostly but not about the halo.
9. I love the marshmallow goo on the potatoes and will scrape that off and eat it by itself. You can have my potatoes, Lisa.
10. I am sorry you are sick and sick of being sick. Don't breathe on me, please.
11. Bailey is pregnant and Steve said she will have ten puppies because she has ten boobs.
12. I like the random thought thing. Very entertaining.

Lisa
What a brilliant assessment of the puppies.....10 boobs.....10 puppies but I don't think that's' how it works. But the question I have to ask is......how do you know she is preggers? Was the act witnessed or can you feel the pups moving or is she expanding at a rapid pace? Just for the sake of curiosity please let me know. You were not to white in the dance for sure. Poor Megan some things are only learned the hard way. I will pray that some sweet philanthropic person will find a brilliant art student named Megan H. and offer to pay for her college. And yeah Owen is the brand of weird that I can somehow handle and just for another random weird Whitney thing she just called me to ask the name of Winnie the Pooh's forest......I mean come on.......need I add more? Wikipedia ROCKS.......hundred acre wood in case yal were wondering.....

Emma
1. I am also glad that we did not see a picture of poo
2. Owen..... Squeaking.......ya'll are clearly deceived
3. ****** are extremely annoying.
4. Loved the dance and the costumes were so beautiful.
5. I have $%#@ cramps that hurt pretty bad
6. Mom, I think the halo is your costume to cover up the horns......... just kidding..... but I'll kick you
7. Mr. Steve is hilarious and maybe she wont have ten puppies.
8. Today Leslie informed me that when she gives Sarah Grace her juice if its not cold enough she will give it back and say "this is not fresh"
9. My bed is wonderful.. Thanks mom.
10. My outfit looked wonderful today and even though not many compliments were received I'm sure it was because you were simply busy with other things and couldn't come to me so since we are all chatting on here I will receive them through emails.
11. ^ That sounded like something Whitney would say...

Lisa
I DO NOT understand why my angelicness goes unappreciated......bite me Em.....although I did laugh out loud

Emma
Oh and that can't be completely true because women only have two boobs and they have usually one kid at a time or more...

carlie
My random thoughts.
1. Lisa, how crazy that I heard the "Hey kids." as well and yes -- it is weird. she is weird. oh, but gotta love her.
2. i don't have a clue what i'm going to get whit for christmas. lovely.
3. i'm on a john corbett high from falling in love with him from sex and the city. so, i decided to watch raising helen(he's in it). while i loved the john corbett action, it made me cry and slightly depressed. death ain't fun, folks.
4. i'm not pleased with a paper i'm turning in tomorrow. you ever get like that? you write something and it's decent, but you don't love it? yeah, we'll see. my teacher seems to like me, though.
5. i'm ready for thanksgiving. GOOD FOOD, here i come!!
6. "pine grove annex" pretty much made my night, mrs. judy. thank you.
7. "10 boobs = 10 puppies" brilliant assessment.
8. i love music. i love coldplay, copeland, hillsong united, ray lamontagne, jaymay, death cab, athlete, the killers, etc. the list goes on and on.
9. i'm going to meet my husband tuesday. joel houston from hillsong untied is going to see me from the stage and just know that i'm his meant to be. can't wait!
11. i'm watching the history international channel. man, i love dvr.
that's all folks.

Carrie
unfortunately the picture of poo still pops into my head.....it is less now thou thank you Lord...well till I just wrote that.....

Judy
Bailey is preggers because her boobs are swelling at an alarming rate, she is sleeping a lot and eating like a machine. Steve says his theory doesn't count for human babies because they require two each.
Emma - the comment about your outfit was in fact TOTALLY something Whitney would say. My brain was occupied with my part in the plan of the day so I'm sorry I don't even vaguely remember what you were wearing. Glad you liked mine, though.
I can't believe Carlie doesn't have a gift in mind for Whitney yet. Whitney has been reminding her since December 26 of last year that Carlie had her name. I would have bought her gift and given it to her already just to make her stop.
Why is Carlie watching that rot-gut show, Sex and the City? Women in real life do not have sex like rabbits. Also what's her name on that show is skinny and so not pretty I don't know what the big deal is about her. She got her start playing the part of a nerdy girl on a pre-teen kid show. She was much better in that part. She has a lisp. I don't know why she married Ferris Bueller.
Carrie, dear. We're moving on now. Come with us. Really.

Lindsey
Gosh, mine is not going to be NEAR as interesting as everyone elses.
1. Let's hope Mr. Steve is wrong because 10 puppies is A LOT.
2. Sex and the City is a good show despite the raunchy part of it.
3. I feel sorry for the poor original members of (the church we were referring to ask me later).
4. I DO know what I'm getting Whitney for Christmas and it is FABULOUS.
5. Carlie, if you marry joel, please ask him to wash his hair. Wish I could go with ya'll, but I gotta work.
6. I went to Lafayette this weekend to see my friend in the pageant. She did GREAT, but in my opinion was too pretty to win. Everyone else was pageant pretty. Like big hair, flashy make-up, ect.
7. Carla did ACE as well in high school so we swapped stories on the way home. One thing she said was a girl looked up and THOUGHT there was no teacher in the classroom-us ACEers know this is possible because when they are hunkered down in the desk helping someone they get lost-well she JUMPS on TOP of her teachers desk and says "Ain't nobody in the classroom!!!" and does a little dance. Well, their teacher looks up from the desk and the girl goes "oh no uh-uuhh". Hilarious.
8. Mrs. Ginny called Canada. Quebec? Quebec, Canada? She was trying to call Baton Rouge. Still makes me laugh. She's hilarious.
9. I think that's it. Ta-ta for now...

Lindsey
Oh and yes, It isn't fresh??? How funny. I love that child.

Lisa
Lindsey I told Carlie the EXACT same thing if she is gonna marry Joel he is gonna have to wash his hair. It's nasty! I randomly say in my head now.....ain't nobody on the classroom! I LOVE IT!! When we were young they used to have random vegetable sprayers hidden around to spray the veggies.....before automatic.....let me say when we shopped it was rare that SOMEONE didn't grab it and shoot a sibling with water. Oh how I love that thought.......if only it were the good old days. Of course I never did it......I only encouraged someone else to.....

Lindsey
Yes, Ain't nobody in the classroom is hilarious. It makes my stomach laugh you know? Like when you can't exactly laugh out loud, but the laughter is bubbling in your stomach. It's a good feeling.
And what would YOU have done if YOUR children sprayed each other with the veggie spray??? Would it have been funny then?

Melanie
Just so ya'll know I am enjoying everyone’s random thoughts mine are just not entertaining so I am keeping them to myself

Judy
Right. Like the halo you wore in church.......

Emma
you were a really bad child. Thanks to you Carrie busted her head open.. Unwrapping like 24 things of soap and putting them in the bathtub... having to separate you and Dale during mass... look who the common denominator was......is.....

Lindsey
Ooooooooooooo.....

Lisa
I am so hurt right now. I have no idea how I could be so slandered. Billie June has lied on me for years. She has admitted she felt guilty for beating me for no reason. There I was sitting....I'm sure drawing a picture of Jesus and BAM! It's beat Lisa time. Also there was the time Dad and I sat at the table for like an hour after all were finished because I would not say excuse me. So he and I sat there til.....HELLO.....I finally said ok I'll let you have your little victory so I could go help someone fold clothes or something. Carrie and her selfish need to have the last popsicle (orange I think) ended up with her slamming her own head into the end of the table bench. How rude. And as far as the 24 bars of soap, I'm sure I was trying to clean the bathtub. Easy explanations for all.

Judy
Isn't your brother a preacher or something? Somebody ought to tell him about all this....
The lying, I mean....

Lindsey
Lisa, Lisa, Lisa....

Carlie
keeping on with the random thoughts:
1. just found out that we don't have biology lab today. woohoo!!! the teacher's sick. i feel bad for her, but not for us! i get to stay at the house the entire afternoon. that NEVER happens.
2. i know what you mean, lin, about the teachers. you think you're safe, so you stand up to talk to caitlin who's right next to you, then BAM. mrs. kim stands up and i was screwed.
3. steph and i just vidchatted.
4. lisa - you ain't no angel, my dear. knock that imaginary halo off that head,girl.
5. i just ate pasta and red sauce

Lisa
1. Carlie I know not of what you speak
2. I had twigs and sticks for lunch (i.e. granola bar)
3. The tv was messed up again this morning and I had to call Owen to fix it....again.....it's very aggravating
4. A piece of paper stuck to my hand as I was trying to throw it 3 feet to the trash can it took a rightward bounce and went totally in the opposite direction it was such a fluke....I was annoyed
5. I want to be in Venice by 6:00pm

Caitlin
1. Carlie IS NOT going to marry Joel Houston.... I will. Just to clarify
2. I want to go skydiving so so so bad. All those sos don't
express it adequately.
3. I am about to get in touch with my inner hippie and write an
essay on why organic foods are better.
4. I'm thinking Scotland or Ireland would be an ideal place to live.
5. I have no idea what I am going to do for a living.
6. I want to go on an African Safari.
7. If you can't tell I have an extreme need for adventure.
8. I had a biology test today and if I don't get an A without the extra
ten points I will be pissed.
9. I get ticked off when I don't get an A.
10. J. Crew is my favorite clothier ever.
11. I want Hunter Wellington boots right this moment.
12. This lady in English class named Sandra drives me crazy.

Emma
Carlie your pasta and red sauce drives me up the wall. Just make it all in the pot then you dont have to waste the extra bowl!!!

Whitney
My Random Thoughts:
1. Winnie the Pooh lives in the hundred acre
woods...as i tried to sleep last night this was the
question that plagued me...i had to call the herrocks
and they looked it up on the internet...rested
peacefully after that.
2. I love sweet tea but i have to go to the rest room
like 5 times during the night when i drink it.
3. My graduation party is going to be so pretty.
4. I have 17 more wake-ups til I graduate from
college!
5. Which DID come first...the chicken or the egg?
6. I don't like watermelon.
7. Eli still wants a cell phone...maybe for christmas.
8. Lindsey says I'm getting a brilliant gift from her
for christmas...I'm so glad I'm me! It's so exciting.
9. I'll be pist if Carlie's gift to me isn't good.
10. I want a cupcake "tree" for my party.
11. I want to paint my nails.
12. I think I'll paint them pink.
13. I want, I want, I want.
14. I need to become less materialistic.
15. Maybe a missions trip would do me good.
16. The world doesn't know I'm a fraud...I've never
been on a missions trip.
17. I did "adopt" a kid from guatemala...Alfonzo is
his name...really cute smile. We kinda look alike when
we smile...remember when I would show my teeth? He
does that too.
18. Uh, I need to go to the real bathroom.
19. I gotta go.
20. Bye.

Carrie
YOU GO STEP IN HUMAN WASTE IN A BOOKSTORE OF ALL PLACES AND SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO GET OVER IT.......:)- THAT IS MY TONGUE STICKING OUT AT YOU.....:)- TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carrie
Thank you....Em....

Carrie
HAS BEEN AND WILL ALWAYS BE A HUGE LOAD OF CRAPPOLLAAA......YES I DECIDED TO SLIDE INTO NOT HOME BASE BUT A KITCHEN TABLE LEG TO "GET ATTENTION"..........RRRIIIGGGHHHTTTTT

Carrie
Well these are not my random thoughts but Jessica (one of the blondes at the counter out of a bottle that is)... asked me today in this order within a very few seconds....
Jess: Did Kristin go to lunch?
Me: yes....
seconds later......
Jessica: Do fish have feelings?????
Me: uncontrollable laughter............
Jessica: Is that why Jesus ate fish cause they don't have feelings??????
Me: still laughing.....
Me: while still laughing... I said well if you asked my niece Whitney that question she would most likely say yes they do.... but no they do not......

Carrie
Whitney "missions trips" don't count if they are to Dallas....

Melanie
You called the wrong house I wouldn't have had to look up Christopher Robin's woods I could have told you what it was and if you want me to quote the Winnie the Pooh and a blustery day I probably could. Lindsey watched that movie every Saturday morning. She and her dad would go to the movie store while I was sleeping and rent it come home put it in and she sat in her wicker rocker with her blanket and watched intently all of this was under the age of 2 and a half in Alexandria. When we moved to Monroe we found it out at a electronics store on 165 for $40 and bought it when we were poor from moving here. Then Austin watched it too when he was old enough to know what tv was.
There are some random memories for you!

Carlie
1. i heart aidan. i heart john corbett. i love aidan and carrie.
2. cammie sleeps like a log. no, she sleeps like i've never seen anything sleep before.
3. she also snores.
4. caitlin - you will NOT steal joel away from me. catfight if necessary. and i'll talk you down. you've always crumbled like a cookie.
5. this afternoon, someone called me to see if i could sit children tonight. not in the mood to do so, i said i had to write a paper tonight so couldn't. i really didn't have to but i didn't want to say, "nah. don't feel like it." i know she wouldn't care if i did but still. anyways, caitlin ended up babysitting for them.
tonight, while i was at caitlin's, i hear emma say, "the someone is dropping caitlin off here in a minute, so mom doesn't have to go pick her up." alarm bells went off in my head. "i'm supposed to be writing a paper not chilling at caitlin's. oh no! i must get out fast." grabbed my keys and ran out of the door and took a ride(emma, maggie, and olivia joined) around monroe till caitlin was dropped off.
6. it's sad, but i was slightly huffing and puffing from my "marathon" run from lisa's carport door to my car.
7. i remember the days i could run for 10 minutes straight.
8. this morning, mrs. judy was wondering why i watched the terrible, raunchy show that is sex and the city. well, i know, mrs. judy, but once i saw john corbett's cute little face on the show, i could not resist any longer. WHICH i am the last of our little bunch here to get into the show. what others, besides lindsey, didn't reveal is that they've watched for a looooong time. i just got into it. muah!
9. if i'm going down, i'm takin' everybody with me.
that's all folks.

Carrie
well I gave up S and the C alllooonnngggg time ago. I discovered that there is about 6 shows.....agreed on the skinny girl married to Ferris.....do like John Corbett....and Carlie don't know that I have ever been able to run for 10 seconds without seein double....:)

Lisa
1. John Corbett is dreamy
2. Mikail Barishnikov (sp) is not
3. Going to the real bathroom cracked me up
4. I didn't make it to Venice by 6pm in case anyone was wondering
5. I was very grumpy tonight
6. I knew Carlie realized she was gonna get busted for not babysitting so when I saw her car gone from my house, I ABSOLUETLY knew she ran so as not to get caught
7. Owen asked me to come lay with him tonight.....I was glad......i know that will be over soon
8. I love foggy nights
9. I love snowmen better than Santas
10. I hope it snows a big one this year
11. Hot chocolate + snow + a fire = fabulousness
12. John is telling me about this vietnamese girl at school named Nina (short i not long)......I ain't buying it....she so changed her name from who flung
13. I enjoy email buddies tremendously

Emma
1. John Corbett is ssoo dreamy!
2. You were pretty grumpy... Muahaha
3. But now I'm grumpy because I'm still not asleep and this stupid song wont download onto my stupid itunes
4. Tomorrow = Awesomeness (in case you were wondering the awesomeness is being referred to the United Concert)
5. Joel Houston is also adorable and i would love to see caitlin and Carlie fight about him
6. I'm about to go to sleep which means I'm about to get in an extremely comfortable bed.
7. That's all folks

Judy
I'm just wondering....a lot of people read on the toilet. Did somebody just open a book and get confused? Like, oh hey, I'm reading a book, time for a bowel movement? I mean, really.

Judy
My sister was chasing me with a shoe one day and I ran out the front door, around the house and into the back door. She was right behind me so I shut the door just as she decided to throw the shoe. Her arm went right through the glass pane. She cut a gash about 6 inches on her forearm and was bleeding in a pretty decent heavy stream. She told me to call my grandmother because she thought she needed stitches. All I could do was look at the glass all over the floor and say, oh we're going to be in so much trouble. We were. And she did get stitches. And IT WAS all her fault but I couldn't make my parents believe it.

Judy
Oh, dear. John Corbett is ok. Mikhail BARYSHNIKOV could jump about 40 feet in the air. No contest.
Love snowmen lots not santas.

Carrie
oh my...sisters can be so much fun....and good question about the readin....

Lydia
I realize I am behind but was this really human waste and what did you do

Lydia
My favorite oldest daughter is such fun

Lisa
Oh Lord please don't get us back on the human feces. And your sister and the shoe story is EXACTLY like my popsicle story with Carrie and yes it was all HER fault just like it was your sister's.........THANK YOU (said very loudly!)

Lisa
And the pooping while reading I'm sure goes back to Adam except in his case he was probably naming animals whilst squatting in the bushes

Lindsey
children are a gift from the Lord...children are a gift from the Lord...children are a gift from the Lord...

Lisa
I'm suspecting that you are having a rough "kid" day Lin?

Lindsey
let's just say there are 4 more days left until we're out for a week and i can feel and so can they...

Lydia
I think old mother Hubbard had it right she spanked them all soundly and sent them to bed. works for me

Judy
Lisa, YOU'RE the one who said don't get back on the human feces - and yet you bring it up AGAIN! I guess it's just so eternally fascinating......human poop in a book store. Do you really think Adam had to poop before the fall? I have always thought they didn't have to - there was no waste or poison or whatever because everything was perfect. At least that's what I'm going to keep believing because I never heard anybody say they have bathrooms in Heaven.

Lisa
No no no no no you brought up reading in the bathroom..........

Judy
Another time....when I used to throw temper tantrums.....I don't do that anymore of course.....I got mad at one of my siblings and ran down the hallway and threw myself in the floor and started kicking the wall - repeatedly - which had only paneling, no sheetrock. So of course I kicked a gigantuous hole in the wall. And of course everybody KNEW that EVERYBODY would get in trouble, even if I was the one who did it. So we put our heads together and decided to move my mother's sewing machine in front of the hole. It was weeks before they found out and by then it was too late for them to get mad about it.
Another time my brother's friend Michael was cleaning his (unloaded) gun holding it on his lap, and the (unloaded) gun went off and shot a hole through the stereo speaker, out the back of the stereo and through the inside and outside walls of the house. We went outside and looked at the bullet hole. Didn't tell about that one for years, I think. (Oh, y'all didn't know about that?)
Another time.....well that's probably all you need to know for now. Except for me being the good child with this one exception that I'm telling you about and remember it was THEIR fault because they made me mad. And everybody KNOWS how hard it is to make me mad. Always has been.
Lisa, have you seen my halo - I seemed to have misplaced it. Maybe it's with yours, wherever that is....

Lisa
oooohhhh gurl you were bad....i however have always been pleasant as a daisy.......my halo is firmly in place right over my saintly head

Judy
Unh unh.

Lindsey
Ya'll crack me up and Lydia if I could spank it would make my life sooooo much more pleasant.
One time Whitney and I were playing in Dale and Lydia's room and SOMEHOW I don't remember how the curtains-like the whole curtains rod and everything came crashing down. We were scared...

Melanie
Lindsey maybe this will help your day.............You have a surprise when you get home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lindsey
That's so exciting!!!!! It does help!! (my day isn't really bad just crazy)

Lisa
I want to know i want to know.......the surprise

Melanie
William is putting her door in today probably already done I am going over there at 3:15ish to see

Lisa
I now know the surprise...yay for me

Whitney
LINDSEY OH MY GOSH I TOTALLY REMEMBER THE CURTAINS FALLING IN SSSLLLOOOOOOWWWWW MMMMOOOTTTIIIIIOOOOONN.
IT WAS SO SCARY AND WE THOUGHT WE WERE IN BIG TROUBLE.
AS I RECALL...NOTHING HAPPENED.
THE WAITING WAS WORSE THAN ANYTHING.

Mollie
i don't remember the exact details but one time me and carlie were outside playing and she did something mean to me so i told on her.
and literally a few minutes after she was out of trouble i hit her sonic cup out of her hands (im sure it was a total accident ) anyway, she went and told my mom and mom sent me to dad. when i got back to their room he asked if i hit the cup out of her hands...i said no.
i lied. BOLD FACE LIE! i knew i was lying...but i didnt want to get into trouble. im sure dad knew i was lying. but thankfully he was in bed studyin so i guess he wasnt in the mood to spank me. so i got away with it.
sorry car!...also, i will say it first.
i was so mean when we were little.
thankfully, i grew out of it. heeheehee.
p.s. after i nearly got into trouble i was so mad at carlie for telling. i told on her she got into trouble. she told, i lied didn't get into trouble and then i was mad at her. goodness...im thinkin i coulda deserved a few more spankings...or maybe not...i just had a lotta luck.