Random email between me and Dale Tuesday

Originated by me
March 23, 2010

Me
I have to pick Owen up at 11 at Lee so I will be a little late for staff. They just told us the time this morning.

Dale
Dude we will sit n silence til u arrive u must have a 500 word written single spaced sincere apology that will be judged by me. If found to b insincere or flippant you will then have to write a 10000 word essay on humility. No changes to this allowed. The one who tells u what to do and u must do it because u r scared of me!!!!

Me
I'll take the electric chair. Much faster and better results.