Some royal observations

My girls and I made it from dusk to dawn watching the royal wedding and loving every minute of it. As we were going to bed, Owen's alarm was sounding for him to get up and go to school. Some things are just worth seeing live even if exhaustion is involved.

I'd never fit in as a royal since I have redneck ALL up in my grill and therefore I understand how my invitation got "lost in the mail." As well as considering if I was there, I'd have wanted the queen's seat since it was the best in the house and it's not bloody likely I'd have gotten it. In that case, in my "lesser seat" I'd never have been able to behave for the length of time necessary. Now that I think of it, I'd probably not been able to even if in the queen's seat.

Hats are generally an unnecessary evil. If you have a corkscrew hanging off your head and you call it a hat, chances are somebody lied to your real face and told you it looked great. If so, the person told you this so she could laugh at you behind your back. I could very easily be one of "these people" known to lie in order to laugh. It just makes good sense.

Necessary and unnecessary are other words I can't spell correctly on the first try.

Victoria Beckham is rich enough to purchase a smile for her face. IT'S RIDICULOUS!

I really do think I need a bevy of trumpets to follow me around and announce whenever and wherever I arrive ANYWHERE. It would be a game changer for me.

Now Caitlin wants a royal wedding and feels I wronged her by not being British and giving her the opportunity to marry into the royal family.

And no Caitlin I don't think that when you get married Dale will wear the big long robe and process in like the Archbishop blah blah blah and speak in a fake British accent in order to make you believe you are being married britishly.

And no I don't believe we can recreate the royal wedding in Louisiana.

Not that I want to be royal, but I can't imagine what it'd be like for my Granny to be the queen of England and my Granny's house to be Buckingham Palace. DEFINITE GAME CHANGER.

I think I'd rather be a princess of something something rather than a duchess of whosy whatsis, but I'm still trying to decide.

I'm VERY punchy since I slept for about 3 hours and I'm so freaking tired I can't believe myself.

I have no personal photos to share since I wasn't personally there.

Even though we were watching the spectacle in multi houses and cities, the emails were flying throughout the night. As soon as I can wrap my tired brain around all that, I'll be posting the email discussion.

I wonder if the GAP kids would consider taking a nap from 3 to 5 today?

Keeping my fingers crossed!